i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead
Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.
Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.
Your pets evolved as carnivores, this is a scientific fact.
that new bungie game looks pretty good I’ll tell ya hwat
My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
The only quest in Freeside that matters.
i think about this vine a lot
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
THEY LOOK SO CUTE OH MY GOD
hey could you pass me one of those snoods
liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE SNOOD S